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Our founder and CEO is a hard-driver that hires and fires web designers  because they look better than him in a mini skirt.  We will build content as our training staff brings the newest web designer up to speed.

Welcome toMikesPieHole.com.MPH.comhas developed a procedure for what we do: paint, bake, rinse, and repeat.  Its so fun, that you should try it too!


2018 is the year where the Big and Bigger Series is gaining momentum.  The latest painting shows a classic Ducati motorcycle enjoying the view from the south rim of the Grand Canyon. This just proves what you already knew: that our Arroyo Grande attracts a lot of international tourists. 

Our creative teams are constantly capturing the human experience in theMPH.comstudios and test kitchens.   They are open to your input and direction, as long as you don't mind being ignored.