Right side of our brain

Left Side of our Brain

Our creative teams are constantly capturing the human experience in theMPH.comstudios and test kitchens.   They are open to your input and direction, as long as you don't mind being ignored.

Our founder and CEO is a hard-driver that hires and fires web designers  because they look better than him in a mini skirt.  We will build content as our training staff brings the newest web designer up to speed.

Welcome toMikesPieHole.com.It is bikini season for the girl dogs.  These gals are primped for their MPH.com portraits. It is unclear if the headshots will be sent to Hollywood talent agents, or used in dog treat ads, or if they will run for president.  I just know I am buying whatever they are selling.


From left to right, we have:

  • Maisy and Martha - their humans are getting married. We hear Maisy has been practicing "You're not my dad!"  Good luck with that.
  • Weasel thinks a good dog is a smiling dog.  You should smile too.