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Our creative teams are constantly capturing the human experience in theMPH.comstudios and test kitchens.   They are open to your input and direction, as long as you don't mind being ignored.

Our founder and CEO is a hard-driver that hires and fires web designers  because they look better than him in a mini skirt.  We will build content as our training staff brings the newest web designer up to speed.

Welcome toMikesPieHole.com.Here at MPH.com we have wanted to take in donkeys.  They are cute, they like to chill, and they are beasts of burden and can carry Mike's stuff around.But various Homeowners Associations, city zoning restrictions, and domestic partners have conspired to keep MPH.com donkey-free.  But after finding a cookie cutter, donkeys are topping peach pies and are once again occupying our hopes and dreams!


Also featured on our homepage is Schooner, a tri-color Jack Russell terrier who was born and raised in sunsetty Mesa, Arizona.