Are you cynical enough that the term "Hallmark Holiday" means that the only people celebrating are greeting card manufacturers who are celebrating by making your wallet $5 lighter?
The people at MikesPieHole.com are not quite so hardened. But we do think we can do better.
In the time it would take us to drive to and from the local greeting card vendor and throw down our hard earned Lincolns, we can create one of these colorful, bespoke cards for an unsuspecting recipient.
You can do it too by getting blank cards and art markets from Amazon. After making 6 cards, you are in the black. Have fun.